| SLUMMERVILLE
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| Somerville,
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| Where the livin' is sleazy:
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| Folk are humpin'
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| And the chillun is high.
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| Oh yo' daddy's rich,
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| 'Cos yo' ma is good lookin'
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| So hush, ugly baby,
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| Or I'll make you cry.
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[Parody by Noam D. Elkies; not the original lyrics, of course.]